Shit Aileen Says

Simple, beautiful & ad-free. Read the manifesto:

pleatedjeans:

Some of my recent tweets.
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pleatedjeans:

Some of my recent tweets.

Follow @pleatedjeans on Twitter

atheist-overdose:

Definitely a repost, but I STILL laugh!follow for the best atheist posts on tumblr

atheist-overdose:

Definitely a repost, but I STILL laugh!

Other Acceptable Names for “Lord of the Flies”

badwolflaurel:

somethingsarenotuptous:

quirkycat:

badwolflaurel:

  • 101 Reasons to Just Carry a Fucking Lighter
  • Stop Drop and Roll Off a Cliff
  • Well That Escalated Quickly

“Well That Escalated Quickly” is what really got me. 

Someone make a book cover please.

thats-so-meme:

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ratsoff:

Married To The Sea
suitep:

GPOYW.

suitep:

GPOYW.